I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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