what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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