I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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