You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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