when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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