it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The uberlube is also flammable
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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