Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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