she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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