love makes seman taste better
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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