definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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