so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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