I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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