what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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