Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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