it was like his penis was on wheels.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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