I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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