Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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