The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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