Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Randomize
