absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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