I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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