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The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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