ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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