WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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