I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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