im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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