Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
if i died would you start the facebook group?
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.