Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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