im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.