Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I didn't shave. On purpose

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it

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(309): View more from Illinois

i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.

(309): View more from Illinois

so finals studying is going well?

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(519): View more from Ontario

my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.

(1-519): View more from Ontario

You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.

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(727): View more from Florida

You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.

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(785): View more from Kansas

MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

(207): View more from Maine

HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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(309): View more from Illinois

well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis

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(541): View more from Oregon

My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!

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