So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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