Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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