i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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