I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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