I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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