the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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