it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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