That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is Oprah even human
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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