Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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