I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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