as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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