Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I got inside last night via doggy door
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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