I must be too annoying 4 u.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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