i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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