Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
