Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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