she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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