dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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