Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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