dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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