I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just had sex bonerless
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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