Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
