your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
tell me about the fingering
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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