i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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