What should our trivia night team be named?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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