I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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