chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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