You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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