Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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