your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
my sisters under your porch take her home
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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