He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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